Tim Horner: Cuffed, hung, bloodied…wow

These things really used to happen in pro wrestling. Jobbers like Tim Horner would be paraded out in their cute little trunks, and then beaten and humiliated by disgusting heels, all while horny announcers described the action to horrified — and horny — fans, both in the arena and at home. What a world.

This comes from Smoky Mountain Wrestling, a federation I really know nothing about and only recently discovered on YouTube.

So here’s Tim Horner from September 1992. It’s some dumb feud with Dirty White Boy and a guy in a wheelchair. That’s the setup. Great. Please just watch.

Go to the 31:30 mark or so.

Some highlights: Horner getting blindsided. Horner getting handcuffed behind his back — wasn’t it always better when the jobbers were cuffed behind their back instead of in front. That was a big trigger for me; seemed like it made them more helpless and vulnerable. How about Horner’s mouth briefly looking like it’s going to be forced to suck the cock of the old guy in the wheelchair? The announcer: “He’s going to put handcuffs on him! Got him by the hair! He gave him a noose! And now its right around the neck of Tim Horner! And he’s going to drag him (not that!). ” Then Horner being fucking dragged by the neck — as the play by play guy told us — and then stood up and slapped until blood starts pouring out of his face.

Dutch Mantell with the helpful, “He’s stringing him up, Bob!” And then Bob: “He’s got him hanging! And his feet are off of the floor!” How many people were cumming at that moment, watching poor Tim, cuffed, in his ridiculous jobber trunks, his cock probably twitching in the spandex, being threatened with death by someone literally called Dirty White Boy — he was dirty, he was white, he was a boy.

And finally, “They don’t do this to horse thieves!” Oh my god! Genius! No, they don’t. But you know who they do it to? Jobbers.

Bonus track: Here’s another federation, CWA Memphis, and jobber Alan (Allen?) Reynolds getting wedgied and beaten with a fucking stick outside the ring.

Go to the 41:15 mark or so.

Anyone have a cigarette?

About humiliatedjobber

From Southern U.S.. Have always been fascinated with wrestling, specifically jobbers who are embarrased and degraded in the ring in their trunks. Always wanted to have my trunks yanked on as the crowd laughs and the evil heel dominates me, in the WWF or WCW. Contact me at rookiejobber@yahoo.com
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One Response to Tim Horner: Cuffed, hung, bloodied…wow

  1. JorgePR says:

    OMG! Thanks for the Horner stuff! Tim’s dick it kinda tiny lol

    I’m glad you liked the vid I sent you on Alan Reynolds (yes, it’s Alan). Hope everyone enjoys it as well.

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