Buying my first pair of real pro trunks

The times I’ve wrestled it’s been in swimming briefs. And those have worked perfectly. But I’ve always wanted a real pair of trunks to wrestle in. The kind the real jobbers of my youth wore. And now I’ll finally get the chance.

I met a seamstress who is going to make me a pair of trunks. She has never made trunks before but is very enthusiastic about it. I felt I had to be perfectly honest about what I’m looking for. Not just because I’m paying good money and want to get my money’s worth but also so she knows exactly what I’ve dreamed of. And if she would be uncomfortable with it, I wanted her to tell me and that would be perfectly fine and we would move on.

I sent her several youtube videos with the type of trunks I dream of. I sent her Red Tyler against Mr. Perfect, the famous wedgie match. I sent her Tommy Angel in his white trunks against Arn Anderson. I sent her one of Chaz in his skimpy purple. Todd Overbow against Papa Shango. Tommy Angel in pink against the Barbarian. I told her I wanted them sort of skimpy but not as skimpy as a pair of swimming briefs. I wanted them to ride up my ass a bit for a wedgie and be grabbable by heels.

And she was totally cool with all of this! So in a week and a half we’re meeting up for measurements. Then we’ll have a fitting and go from there. I’m debating about style and color. All these terms, four-stretch vs. two-stretch, nylon/polyester/spandex and much more.

Here are the fabrics and patterns from stores she shops at and I’m debating. I’m thinking either regular pink, white or floral pattern, good jobber boy colors.

Check out some of the links and tell me which color you’d like to see me in, and how skimpy, how many inches on the side, how they are on the ass, etc.







About humiliatedjobber

From Southern U.S.. Have always been fascinated with wrestling, specifically jobbers who are embarrased and degraded in the ring in their trunks. Always wanted to have my trunks yanked on as the crowd laughs and the evil heel dominates me, in the WWF or WCW. Contact me at
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13 Responses to Buying my first pair of real pro trunks

  1. JP says:

    I think we should see a pic of you first to decide which color/design suits you better 😉

  2. Bobby Angel says:

    Pure white with white boots is the only way to go. White trunks always look good after the jobber been tossed out of the ring several times and picked up some dirt from the arena floor.

    • white boots 2 says:

      I couldn’t agree with you more, Bobby Angel. White kneepads and wrist tape are nice touches for a true jobber.

  3. Mal Whyte says:

    A lot would depend on ur body shape and size

  4. humiliatedjobber says:

    I’m 6-3, 220 pounds, not ripped abs, just a normal stomach. A little Sam Houston like, though not as tall. I’ve been talking to a guy who’s a wrestling expert on all things and he thinks something that is like Overbow’s purple against Papa Shango, show plenty of leg and ass.

  5. Joe cruel says:

    Yes, super high cut on the behind so they can easily give you a wedgie. I vote for the product 9977 in the florals on the first page, advertise right away your here to lose and lose BADLY.

  6. JJ Laroux says:

    you definitely want 4 way stretch… any white or solid pastels will be great for you!

  7. Anonymous says:

    damn it jobber boy!!! i had a tough time getting work done today… all i could think about was ways to dominate and humiliate you! 🙂 it was a long HARD day!!!! lol

    feel free to hit me up on facebook and i’ll tell you the details! andy.sorensen.50

  8. Anonymous says:

    I prefer to wrestle in a custom made singlet thong. Go to youtube, and search for Bob Owens wrestling against Hans Von Shroeder or The Gestapo. This is the kind of beatdown I want in a wrestling match.

  9. anonymous says:

    If you can’t afford custom made trunks I suggest you go to a site called Commando Sports. They have both new and used satin trunks in many colors. They don’t have drawstrings, but that is the only negative I see. I really like their fit and think they are incredibly sexy especially wedgied up your ass or with a dark spot where you’ve begun leaking a little precum. They,also, have a large assortment of dvds filled with classic jobber matches.. Enjoy.

  10. jobber says:

    I wore shiny blue briefs to wrestle in last time and they spend the greater part of the match bunch up my butt with alittle help from my heel and his friend… totally embarrassing match, I wont wear those trunks again! All they did was incite the heels!!

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